Why am I the one?
Fun.'s publicity manager just called me. I didn't...
Worst. Timing. Ever.
After 12 years of battling to stop Monsanto's... →
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
terrible-thrills: UFO sighting in philadelphia. 2nd one in the last two months. positively bizarre.