DUMPSTER MUFFIN

Why “douchebag” is an awesome insult:

breadstickjalapeno:

niaili:

When you call someone a douchebag, what you’re literally saying to them is,

“You think you’re so great, but your existence is actually totally unnecessary and your main function is probably toxic. Also you shouldn’t be allowed near anyone’s genitalia.”

omg yes

(Source: nerdgirling, via iamrealindsey)

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